Saturday, 19 September 2009


Why does my Spanish TV boyfriend have such horrible hair off the field?? He's much cuter when he wears his little headband thingy. This was the first time I've heard his voice. I was very excited. Wes was not amused.


  1. He's half a boy, he's half a girl
    Torres, Torres,
    He looks just like a transvestite,
    Torres, Torres,
    He wears a frock, he loves the c**k,
    he sells his a** on Albert dock
    Fernando Torres,
    Carraghers bit on the side.

    This is my favorite chant when we play Liverpool! :) That and they just keep repeating 'Lady Boy' to him. hehe

  2. Yeah, it must be pretty frustrating to Everton fans that Liverpool has a kick ass player on their team. :-P